I have this "death ray" 1950's floor heater that also helps detect aliens. I had to use it last week to determine that a flying space alien had indeed taken over the minds of four of the Lake County Commissioners. Then, if you use 3d glasses (or drink Rose Wine to tint your eyes red like I did), I could actually see the alien hovering over the Commissioners at last week's meeting. The alien looks suspiciously like the Flying Nun (portrayed by Sally Fields in the old TV series). What, you ask, did the alien do to the Commissioners (while excluding Elaine Renick)? Sally Field's Flying Nun - the Alien who altered our Commissioner's minds... Well, about 2-3 weeks ago, they acted in a sane manner and refused to fund a $90-million Judicial Expansion building project, which would have required additional bonds and debt. Instead, they said to the architect to come back with a plan to live with the cash they had on hand from a prior bond issuance, which was about $36-million. Additionally, they had some savings from the parking structure and some sales tax revenue, so i think the total available was about $42-million. So, that was... Read more →
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